It can be found at your local bookstore.  However, due to the nature of the novel, some bookstores will not stock it and will only order it on request.  It can also be ordered online through any online retailer; (www.amazon.com, www.barnesandnoble.com, et cetera).  If you are a bookseller or library, the book can be ordered through Ingram or direct from the publisher at a discounted rate by calling 888.519.5121. 

Toilet: The Novel is recommended for those who would like to experience something new.  It has been described by some as being similar to skydiving without a parachute.  Individuals with an interest in the following may also appreciate it: Philosophy, Classical Literature, Surrealism, Existentialism, Post-Modernism, and Franz Kafka. 

It is not recommended for people who are easily disturbed, offended or who are extremely close-minded.

Yes.  The most common side effects are diarrhea, bloating, gas and other gastro-intestinal problems.  These can easily be resolved with a small dose of Imodium AD.  Certain people may also experience nausea and anxiety.  In addition, studies have shown that a  few individuals may experience catharsis, and other life altering experiences, if Toilet: The Novel is read correctly.

Frequently Asked Questions

Toilet: The Novel is an existential novel with two acts and an intermission.  The first act is about a toilet that gets turned into a pregnant man that still smells like excrement.  It can best be described as a thriller with allusions to Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein.   The intermission is a story about a man in a wine cellar after a nuclear war, slowly losing his mind but at the same time, realizing what really mattered, and still matters, in life.  The third act is a tribute to the literary works of Franz Kafka.  It is the life story of the orphaned baby toilet, named T., from the first act.. 

What is Toilet: The Novel about?

Are there any symptoms associated with reading Toilet: The Novel?

Who should read Toilet: The Novel?

Where can I find Toilet: The Novel?

By all means, yes.  You can receive a free PDF (digital) copy of the novel by simply emailing toiletthenovel@aol.com.

Simply put “FREE PDF” in the subject line and type in a quick message saying hello and why you’re interested in the novel, and you’ll receive a free PDF back in a few days.  However, the paperback version is recommended, since reading a book on a computer can be a bit straining on the eyes. 

There is also a free preview of the novel on this site in addition to the free PDF offer.

Is it true that I can receive a free copy of Toilet: The Novel?

If you are a publisher, please send your request via email to toiletthenovel@aol.com with your relevant contact information and initial financial bid.

Please note that we receive many requests from many different parties and only parties that meet an initial bid of one million U.S. dollars will be considered.

If you are a filmmaker or playwright, please send your request to toiletthenovel@aol.com with your contact information and, if applicable, links to any work you have done.  If you are with a major film studio, please send an initial bid.

Translators can send their request to toiletthenovel@aol.com.  Please include previous titles that have been translated.  Please note that the translation rights for the following languages have already been sold: French, German, Persian and Japanese.

I am a filmmaker, translator, playwright or major publishing house interested in obtaining the rights to Toilet?